So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
They took my balls.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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