Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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