from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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