Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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