so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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