Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
