what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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