i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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