The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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