Porn is love you can see.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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