her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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