Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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