i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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