Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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