I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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