i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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