Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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