I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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