What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
The power of my boobs compel you
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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