The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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