You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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