Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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