I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
And then the night went full on bisexual.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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