New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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