so that wasnt chicken after all
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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