Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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