dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize
