Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He uses pillows to masturbate.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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