I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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