I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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