Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Panties = found
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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