It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
They took my balls.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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