You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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