Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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