lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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