No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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