Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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