Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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