he told me I talked like a deaf person
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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