nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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