office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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