just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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