can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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