STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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