Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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