Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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