Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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