I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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