I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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