I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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