I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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