shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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