no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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