just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Randomize
