I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
